Man. I can see your beige trousers. Rolled up at the bottom. Folded up. Not rolled. I am sorry. Like a curtain slowly rising on the first night of a show. Your ankle, nervous but, flirtatiously flashing in the light. Winking at me as you stride to the bar. Is your ankle cold? Thin skin. Protruding bone. Such a delicate ankle. Roll it further. If only you would roll those beige beauties further….sorry fold.
With support from Channel 4, we have been developing a sketch show called Death By Sade with a team of very funny women.
This is a sneak preview of the song ‘Hob Nobbing’ that I’m currently working on from my forthcoming album ‘The Biscuit Tin’. It’s pretty experimental. It means a lot to me, the song reflects mans struggles and conflicts throughout the history of time and space and angles. I hope you like it.
The most anticipated pointless list of 2011 is finally here. Here is top 5 list of what was hot in 2011
Number 5:
My cup of tea.
I quite often burn myself with hot liquids. I drink a lot of tea, so the odds of a scalding are high. I can only assume that This cup of tea was boiled above the fires of hell.
Number 4:
My parents living room last week.
Seriously, the room was sweltering. The heating must have been up full. I had fleece pj’s on and there was about 8 people in the room. Terrible.
Number 3:
Paul Rudd.
He is a hot man. Here is a photo of him being hot.
Number 2:
God’s Gift.
This is without doubt the hottest book of 2011. And it cost me only a pound. But I would have paid at least another 50p for it.
Number 1:
The curry I had at the Delhi Darbar in Bishopbriggs.
I mean, I like a hot curry. I felt extra brave and went for a curry with jalapeños in it. Wow. My mouth was hotter than a Eastenders Christmas episode.
Thanks.
Hope you have a lovely and Hot New Year.
DEAD WOOD
At the start of October I mentioned I had approached Burnistoun’s Louise Stewart, and Misery Bear’s Nat Saunders and Chris Hayward about doing a little zombie sketch as I had access to RED’s recent Epic camera. Well this here’s the result. We had a sweet bit of luck in that Lipsync Post very kindly agreed to colour grade and dub it for us. I hope you like the results, I’m over the moon and keen to get going on a zombie film :)
