Any Spare Change

thinkintrixxter:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM

YOU GO , GIRL.

'not that you're the genius'

hiddenlex:

bestnatesmithever:

karenfelloutofbedagain:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.

'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'

I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today. 

the-crimson-field:

There’s a long, long night of waiting
Until my dreams all come true;
Till the day when I’ll be going down
That long, long trail with you.

the-crimson-field:

There’s a long, long night of waiting

Until my dreams all come true;

Till the day when I’ll be going down

That long, long trail with you.

I

Does she smile at you?

ohpierre:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT

Beneath The Beige

Man. I can see your beige trousers. Rolled up at the bottom. Folded up. Not rolled. I am sorry. Like a curtain slowly rising on the first night of a show. Your ankle, nervous but, flirtatiously flashing in the light. Winking at me as you stride to the bar. Is your ankle cold? Thin skin. Protruding bone. Such a delicate ankle. Roll it further. If only you would roll those beige beauties further….sorry fold.

iainconnell:

New Tom Waits video. Can’t wait to hear the DJ play this one next time I’m at a wedding.

boldyin:

With support from Channel 4, we have been developing a sketch show called Death By Sade with a team of very funny women.

boldyin:

With support from Channel 4, we have been developing a sketch show called Death By Sade with a team of very funny women.